i have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

If he doesn’t make you want to rip your heart out and drown small children, he’s not your bias.
My friend made me just realized that I watched more than 24 hours of drama in less than 48 hours.
And… OMG How did i do that ?

I just don’t get it…

But you know what ?

I think I really need to get a life.

There’s a BIG sun outside and i’m in good mood, so i’m gonna take my shower and make all the household in my place, YEAH.